Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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