A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Dogs in my home.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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