- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What's worse than eating cows. Death

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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