How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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do you want to hear a joke?

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Women Driving.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Penis.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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