kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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I never asked for this.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Harry Styles

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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