Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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