Penis.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Women Driving.

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Harry Styles

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I never asked for this.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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