What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

slaughter the mussies #EDL

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

knock knock go away

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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