What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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