How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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A Jew! Bless you.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Tell you something funny.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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