What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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This is a joke

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Mike tyson

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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