- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Knock Knock! Come in!

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Take off your shoes.

knock knock ... no one was in

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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