What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Take off your shoes.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Women's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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