- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Badgers are cool

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Get in the car.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Why did the dog eat poop?

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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