How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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