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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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