What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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i dont like chris

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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I never asked for this.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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redtube

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Women's rights

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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