How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Nippies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Anti Joke

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