Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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