- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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