What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

knock knock ... no one was in

vaginas

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Neither does he.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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