A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Neither does he.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

learn the ropes?

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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