How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Billy Cundiff.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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WNBA

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0 + 0 = 0

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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