Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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