Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Women's rights.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Michael Brown

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Anti Joke

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