How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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