Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

These Jokes suck.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Your mama's so fat.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Jersey Shore

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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