Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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