every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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