What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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