I saw a poor man named rich

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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