- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Knock knock Who's there Police

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

you lose.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

A black guy gets a job...

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

yes... that's the joke

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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