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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Knock knock Who's there Police

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Harry Styles

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

you lose.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

A black guy gets a job...

yes... that's the joke

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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