- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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