kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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your mum

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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