What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What's big and white?

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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