- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

i like turtals and kids

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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