- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

i like turtals and kids

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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