- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Your mums a penis joke.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Republicans

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Yeah right loser!

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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