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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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