How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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why does column have a letter n?

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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say cheese

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Roey Jegen

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NASCAR

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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