- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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