Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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That's what she didn't say

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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