Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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