- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Flop dog

poop

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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