Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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hey guys what's up?

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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