- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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