- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

my whole life!

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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