- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

matty russel are you on here

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

You're welcome!

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

I pooped.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

An irish man walks out of a bar

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