Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

I pooped.

You're welcome!

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

whats the best thing about polio...death

I'm off to my tank guys!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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