- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

How much Is a free app on my market?

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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