What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Jews

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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