Penis

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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