A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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women's rights.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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