- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

A blind man walks into a pole.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Jacob Edwards has friends

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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