- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

A man sat on a chair

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

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