- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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