What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Wanna know something funny? Your face

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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