If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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