- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Pinus Testicles

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Jaden McMichael

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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