- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

The BCS

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

speech and debate.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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